id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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