The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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