Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Even my vagina gasped.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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