At least make sure they are 18
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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just want nice things and good sex
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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