feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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