did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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