You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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