You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think i got beer on your cat.
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