We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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