It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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