Dual....:-)
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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