Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf

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(843): View more from South Carolina

No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.

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(406): View more from Montana

I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.

(1-406): View more from Montana

You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.

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I won

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.

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(614): View more from Ohio

No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that

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