I think I won the penis lottery.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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