Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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