And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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