I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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