Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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