I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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