office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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