Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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