names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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