is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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