I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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