I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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