why didn't you poke me back
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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