Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Church boner. Awkwardddd
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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