I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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