Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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