everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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