Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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