White coat. Heels.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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