the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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