hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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