come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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