Its about making memories worth repressing
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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