just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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