Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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