Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
And then my night got REAL pukey
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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