why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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