So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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