If that was your dad, he is hot
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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