Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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