beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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