ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Found the puke drawer
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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