i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
