did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She made me pour olive oil on her.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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