Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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