They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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