You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I had to cum in my sink.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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