Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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