I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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