Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
