THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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