I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I came so hard my ears popped.
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