Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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