i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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