Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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